Cry, Baby, Cry

I won!
We won!
Therefore, I do not have to consider anything you on the right have to offer. After all, you don't understand. I need to explain to everyone that they don't know a thing. I'm having a hard time getting across to them that they need me to explain everything to them again and again because they are likened to a  child, who is under the age of reasoning. I am the one with the Havad education, oh, hang my head, hold it in my hands, they can not understand.
De Press?? Who Dat??
Who do they think they are, asking me a question, questioning my word?? My word is my word. All I need do is explain in a way that all my people can understand and all 'things' will pass. I will be able to make them see why I need their little dollar, as little as it may be. They will joyously ante up just so I can put on 'Ayers,' knowing always that I will do the 'Wright' thing.
I can control the weather, no, really, I can! This is not snow up to my thighs. That is not icy cold weather that stopped the wind turbines. It wasn't that snow-filled cloud that wouldn't let the sun get through. The globe is warming up, I tell you! Take my word for it. It doesn't matter what the scientists say, you believe me, don't you? Allow me to let you know that 'that scientific evidence' is all hype.
Now, listen up, hear this, all we have to do is be logical. I have a plan. My plan is to spend, spend, spend. After I spend all the money and there is none left for the Chinese, I will then begin to partial off peices of the land to them. I am sure land will be acceptable to them, so, you see, there is nothing to worry about. I will start with the capitol and spread out from there! That will appease them, oh goody!! I do have a plan! Land is more precious that gold, even a child knows that.

Sleeper Cell

In the year of 1962 a baby boy was born in Saudi Arabia. His fathers name was Osama.
Directly after his birth, he was placed in the crib of a white family in Hawaii. There he was allowed to grow and thrive. He was schooled. He was taught in all manner of subjects. He was taught to speak eloquently to the people on their level. He was trained to become the president of the United States. Raised to destroy America. A radical muslim pretending to be a christian. A sleeper cell.

Go along America, stop producing anything, just dump your tea, see if doing only that stops the economic meltdown!!